Optimus keyboard:REPOST, keyboard of the future.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Wouldn't You Like to be a Pepper Too...: "The Doctors"
CNN.com - FDA: You're eating crushed bug juice - Jan 27, 2006:No more ice cream for me.
A Picture Says 1000 Words About Google's Censorship In China: "A Picture Says 1000 Words About Google's Censorship In China"
Odeo: Hitachi Hard-Drive Project - Noriko Version: "Hitachi Hard-Drive Project - Noriko Version"
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Friday, January 27, 2006
Friday Gig: Missed Encounters
#1:Hate Starbucks, love you.
Ooooh, let me make a starbucks post as well :) - m4w - 28
Reply to: pers-126592244@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-19, 12:49AM MST
You, barista, starbucks, 17th and Broadway.
I go to that building a couple few times a month.
And you know what? I really dislike starbucks as a company, and their
atmosphere sucks ass and is more like a Kmart than a coffeeshop... And
their coffee tastes like completely random stale coffee beans poured
over a filter of slave labor created sawdust, I usually drink about half
the cup and pour it out before going to a real coffeeshop.
But when I'm in that building I stop in and buy a coffee because your
smile is worth much more than whatever ridiculous price they charge for
that cup of caffinated sludge.
this is in or around Denver
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other
commercial interests
126592244
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#2:Starbucks...making soulmates...well least one
Starbucks on Broadway Near CU - m4w
Reply to: pers-126580400@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-18, 11:11PM MST
The time was around 5:00 PM. You are blonde and looked like you were
talking to the person you were with for the first time.
Profile:I believe that we are capable of connection with a mate on all
levels: physical. mental, emotional and spiritual. I aspire to and
desire an intimate connection of that magnitude. All of this having been
said, please don't imagine that I'm not a fun-loving, warm-hearted woman!
True, I'm bright and spiritual but am also playful passionate and
romantic. I seek a man who brings a similar energy to partnership, a "yang"
to my "yin"; one who is strong enough in his own masculinity to embrace
a woman who claims her feminine power and beauty. This conscious
polarity is sooooo delicious!!! If any of the above resonates with you,
please do us both a favor and contact me!
this is in or around Boulder
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other
commercial interests
126580400
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#3:The chai was good.
you work at Nissis - m4w
Reply to: pers-126581752@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-18, 11:20PM MST
You are the cute girl that work at Nissis. I noticed you gotta a very
cute hair cut. You are gorgeous.
Anyway, you gave a Chai.
this is in or around Lafayette
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other
commercial interests
126581752
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#4a:Hot Parking Police
Downtown Parking Meter Police - w4m
Reply to: pers-126396999@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-18, 11:50AM MST
Mmm hmm.....
You are lookin' mighty fine....
this is in or around downtown
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other
commercial interests
126396999
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#4b:She's evil!!!!
RE: Downtown parking meter police?
Reply to: pers-126413686@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-18, 12:37PM MST
You mean the evil parking nazi bastards that sit outside the meter and
give me a ticket within 30 seconds of it expiring? Or if it's 1.5
inches too far from the meter, or if my tire is touching the curb I'm
apparently improperly parked on the sidewalk or something, or if my plates
are a day expired?
I'm convinced you would really have to be a horrible evil person to do
that job, and you gotta be some kind of freakin weirdo to find that
attractive.
End rant
this is in or around Denver
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other
commercial interests
126413686
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#4c:Some has to be a parking police's bitch.
RE: RE: Downtown parking meter police? - m4w
Reply to: pers-126431733@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-18, 1:27PM MST
The nazis had wives. know we know why.
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other
commercial interests
126431733
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#4d:But, she's still hot.
Re: Downtown Parking Meter Police - w4m
Reply to: pers-126518236@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-18, 6:19PM MST
A jobs a job....
and Hot is Hot....
this is in or around downtown
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other
commercial interests
126518236
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#5:PI standings for...lonely...and single...
Bill the PI - 43
Reply to: pers-126468127@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-18, 3:25PM MST
You were so charming and it is apparent you know your business inside
and out. I was mesmerized by those piercing blue eyes during the
interview. I did not notice a ring and do not know if it is appropriate to
contact you until everything is over. You can interview me LOL anytime.
this is in or around CO
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other
commercial interests
126468127
Thursday, January 26, 2006
Walt Disney Records – Song Albums – Devo 2.0:I'm speechless.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Seizure Inducer:Why CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THIIIISSSSS!!!
Sketchblog » Blog Archive » The F.P.E.S. 0.0 - 1.1.0: "The prototype Feline Protection and Enhancement System is ready for testing!"...why?!
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
YouTube - Hooked on a feeling:Gotta have those German dogs in there.
ステレオ劇場「かえりみち」:Make sure you click on cross-eyed.
Song Search by Tapping - Search for music by tapping the rhythm of the song's melody.:It's just as bad as "humdinger" on cranium.
Monday, January 23, 2006
Introducing a new segment! Every Monday will be "My Friend Larry Clips."
Redneck merry go around goes wrong:Larry at the county fair.
Sunday, January 22, 2006
***** STYLE WARS *****:Actually, this is very cool.
Friday, January 20, 2006
Ezprezzo.com - Your daily cup of espresso
Ezprezzo.com - Your daily cup of espresso:OK, Who's had too much caffiene?
Lice Jewelry from Ricky Boscarino's Luna Parc
Lice Jewelry from Ricky Boscarino's Luna Parc:Some sat there and said, "You know...I've never seen a Lice Brooch. Let's MAKE ONE!!"
errorwear: embrace your computer problems
errorwear: embrace your computer problems:Girly shirts on Jim actually make him look less girly.
Gun Holsters Glock Holsters Concealment Holsters
Gun Holsters Glock Holsters Concealment Holsters:Hold on, my zipped is stick.
shapewear,biniki butt lift,shapely lingerie,shape wear,butt exercises,butt shaping exercise,bun support wear
Biniki:Bless Karen, and her art.
NipGuards - Protection for Runners Against Painful Nipple Abrasion and Chafing
NipGuards - Protection for Runners Against Painful Nipple Abrasion and Chafing: "Protective nipple cavity shields the tip of the nipple from chaffing and abrasion"
AWOL USA Alcohol Without Liquid Machine
AWOL USA Alcohol Without Liquid Machine:Come on in ladies! Huh? Oh, I got a cold...don't mind the mist.
Welcome to PISS BEER
Welcome to PISS BEER:Only 80 bucks for a 6 pak of piss beer. ummm...It sounded good until I read that to myself.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
VH1.com : Movies : Person : Kelly LeBrock : Main
VH1.com : Movies : Person : Kelly LeBrock : Main: Ouch...That's a blow to my teenage hormones.
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
CollegeHumor Movie: He breaks his fall with his face.
CollegeHumor Movie: He breaks his fall with his face.:My friend Larry showing off his ski skills. (new segment)
Nick_and_Amelia's_Lazy_Sunday.mp3 (audio/mpeg Object)
Nick and Amelia's LazySunday:Snack Attack....Motha...fuc..maa
Fundumper - Cool pictures - Amazing Sculptures made from Food Cans
Fundumper - Cool pictures - Amazing Sculptures made from Food Cans: "Amazing Sculptures made from Food Cans" - Andy Warhol would be proud.
Fundumper - Cool pictures - Amazing Sculptures made from Food Cans
Fundumper - Cool pictures - Amazing Sculptures made from Food Cans: "Amazing Sculptures made from Food Cans" - Andy Warhol would be proud.
GhostBusters.gif (GIF Image, 192x192 pixels)
GhostBusters.gif (GIF Image, 192x192 pixels):Ghostbusters told via animated graphic file.
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Missed Encounters
Missed Encounters
OK, so walking around CraigsList.org you find the funniest things. Like these Missed Encounters.
#1 - No Tipper in love.
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Water Course Waitress - 26
Reply to: pers-125788666@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-16, 11:42AM MST
Twas a Tuesday Morning last week at Watercourse restaurant. You, the quirky petite young waitress. Horn rimmed glasses, hair like a pile full of burning autumn leaves -- but in a good way. Graceful, cute, and kind I watched you from afar. Black ribbed sweater, tight jeans, and an ass that just won't quit.
I, the slack jawed introvert devoid of chin and slightly snaggle toothed was wearing bun hugger sweat pants and a mauve fubu jersey. I ordered the blue plate special, you brought me the tofu scramble. I vehemently assured you it was no big deal and then begrudgingly choked down the entire meal. In retribution, I left you no tip. Well, nothing aside from the pile of sunflower seeds I had been chewing on as I waited for my meal.
Was it just me or did we have something?
I never do this, but I thought we shared a special something. When you brought me my coffee your arm grazed my shoulder and I know it was no accident. When I got up to use the restroom, you pointed out I had gravy spilled on my jersey. You giggled and I quietly died a thousand deaths.
You have owned my every thought since that morning and I want nothing more than to wisk you away on my winged chariot and slay a million dragons for you, my fair wench. Let us fly off to distant enchanted galaxies in the winged chariot that is my Corrola. I will be your knight, fair wench and I will love you.
Please, I beg of you -- grant me this wish. Contact me and put an end to my suffering.
Snaggletooth in Sweatpants
* this is in or around Capitol Hill
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
125788666
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#2 - The pony f*#$er.
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Mike at the Red Room - w4m - 21
Reply to: pers-125544974@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-15, 1:05PM MST
What if you were a total freak but I didn't know it? We would start dating and would have fun together. We would do things like throwing rocks at that guy who holds the "Clinton raped someone" sign. Then I would have sex with you. The sex would be really good. Like mind-blowing-to-the-point-of-changing-all-aspects-of-your-reality good. Then one morning the police will show up to my house saying that you fucked a pony. I would be like, "What the Fuck?" The officers would look at me and then to each other and answer, "Exactly." Then the officers would look back at me in a way that shows pity but a slight disgust because I am the girl that fucked the guy that fucked a pony.
* this is in or around Colfax and Poverty
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
125544974
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#2 (reply 1)
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RE: Mike at the Red Room - w4m - 21
Reply to: pers-125551575@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-15, 1:33PM MST
You can be arrested for that?!!!!
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
125551575
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#2 (reply 2)
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RE: Mike at the Red Room - w4m - 4
Reply to: pers-125643609@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-15, 8:33PM MST
You think that's bad, wait till you see how the jury and the judge look at you, being a character witness, and all
* this is in or around Interspace
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
125643609
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If I get enought of these, I'll make this a segment.
OK...back to the link...
13GB Funny Videos, Photos & Flash Games Updated Daily: "Simpomaker - Make Your Own Simpson"
M A B - Mozilla Amazon Browser: "Mab is a Rich Web Application to search products on all 6 Amazon-branded sites (com, ca, co.uk, fr, co.jp), showing results in a handy interface, typical of desktop programs."
Pick up, move and stack a pallet:Harder than it seems.
2Spare - Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories: "Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories"
Cube Field - dumpalink.com: "Games / Cube Field"
Monday, January 16, 2006
G4 - G4 Blog: "'Bill Gates Runs Like a Girl.'"
Monday, January 09, 2006
" WE PLAY THE SAXOPHONE IN OUTRIGHT DEFIANCE OF THE EARTH'S GRAVITATIONAL PULL" says it all.
Hey guys it's another Hangin' Out Gang strip from JonSIKE
Hey guys it's another Hangin' Out Gang strip from JonSIKE
