Raise your hand if you are still in a 4th of July drunken stooper.

-I'm not into the whole Mr. Clean thing.

-He has it all, but a spell check.

-My "morning after" every freaking weekend!

-Mario sold out to aspirin.

-WOOOHOOO!! HIGH SCORE!! BOOYA!

-Tonight on FOX, When Cows Goto the Bathroom!

-Imagine, an ordinary ball covered with 18,135 coats of paint. Can't do it? Here is a picture.

-It's better if you don't follow the safety tips.

Sure, there are others like this online. BUT! Can the other webmasters limbo?

-Where are the lions?
-GOD...UFO...still three letters.
-If only we had smell-o-web.
-Part of the 45 minutes never scene before photage.
-Now they just need to put little aged jail bars.
-He could make 365 dumps emotions blog.