Once, I didn't have a job.

-It's like someone ate a couple of animals, and then threw up.
-I play this without a computer, sometimes. (mouse to steer)
-That's not a bad term paper. It's ART!
-Bananas, nature's own laxative. This is crap.
-Finally, my own Don Juan spitoon.
-Shoot Me! Shoot Me! Shoot Me! Shoot Me! Shoot Me! PLEEEEEEEAAAASEEE PLLLLEEEASSSE!
-He bought a house for me and the kid...Whatever!
-So, it's not only me that hears this when I drink coffee.

Waiting for the burrito guy.

I believe I can fly.
For Little Wussies like me.
Find your dream car and cry.
Don't press that, I'm doing my taxes online.
Is this some sort of torture of Knights?

The links are flowing like.......well, like something that flows a lot.

I'm glad we have these cicada professionals.
What a NERD!...I want one.
I didn't think I'd mess with this much...five hours later.
c00l...IDiDn'7 kn0w a30u7 7h1s!
*grabs hair* WILL IT NEVER END!?

Message O'The Day

I'll be changing the format from this point on. Instead of one or two a day, I'll be doing a chunk every once in awhile.

Oh what you can do with MS Paint, and weed.

http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/

or

http://yossman.net/~foobar/pokey/

It's summer time, please choose your tan.

It's so simple!

http://www.sendthemback.org/

Dear Editor of the New York Post...dang, no more ink!

http://www.kirowski.hu/sark-kor/

My fillings hurt just looking at it.

http://www.serversunderthesun.com/tin/

Lucky dude, can get any chick he wants...and any dude.

http://mirrored.flabber.nl/britney.lookalike/

Give that man a raise!

http://www.e-places.net/samples/stfu.html

No...no...it can fit.

More pics here, and story...
http://www.wcpo.com/news/2004/local/05/20/wreck.html

Bonus Link***...Effective Parenting Skills

eBay item 8107675670 (Ends May-31-04 09:10:22 PDT) - Selling Son's Beloved Play Station 2 For Punishment!

That's five floppies worth of true file mirroring! A megabyte has never been accessed quicker!

http://ohlssonvox.8k.com/fdd_raid.htm

Oh...the golden sounds.

http://www.pigsflycd.com/track01.html

Thank you...my eyes were just starting to recover.

http://members.cox.net/lxix/ithurts/